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Willls kills romance
Prince William
Monday 16th April 2007, 09:42
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Jug-faced Prince William has dumped his missus, the average toff Kate Middleton. The pair reached an 'amicable agreement' to part, although the Prince allegedly told his mates he dumped her because she wouldn't let him 'play her b-side', even after he told her he loved her. The relationship was reportedly going well, despite the Prince's sexuality recently being called into question after he repeatedly elected to stay at his all male barracks at weekends, even though he was guaranteed action with mediocre Ms Middleton in London. Love rat Wills, 24, is an army officer in the Household Cavalry's Blues and Royals. "Awful" (Prince of Wales, 2005) BBC royal correspondant Nicholas Witchell speculated about the split: "One must suspect, though I don't know that this is absolutely certain". Increasingly peripheral Witchell recently reported that the pair were likely to marry. TV licence money well spent. Sites Linked To This Article
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